"Parks and Recreation"

Parks and Recreation haiku:

Chicky chicky parm

parm Pyramid of greatness

Meat tornado Perd

Ron Swanson dancing to a Flo Rida song will be one of the greatest thing ever to air on NBC. I am dead serious.

"Portlandia"

Portlandia haiku:

Ay-oh river Is

it local Eddie Vedder

tattoo Bird on it

            I am not going to lie. Fred Armisen is the reason why I love Portlandia so much. I have come to accept this.

"Silver Linings Playbook"

Silver Linings Playbook haiku:

Pat Garbage Bag Bi-

Bi-polar Nikki Kenny

G Crabby snack

"Saturday Night Live: Christoph Waltz"

Christoph Waltz haiku:

Dr. King Schultz

Au revoir Shoshanna Hans

Landa Bingo Cream

"Breaking Bad"

A haiku for the greatest show ever: 

Heisenberg Lily

Of the valley Blue meth

Gus Fried chicken

"Dave Grohl Lately"

A haiku for Dave Grohl:

Nirvana drummer

Foo fighter Sound city

Self-taught God

Dave Grohl (Source)

"Friends"

A haiku for “Friends”:

Central Perk How you
Doin’ Chick Duck Smelly cat
Hugsy On a break

"Celeste and Jesse Forever"

A haiku ode for “Celeste and Jesse Forever”:

Divorce Yoga Trend

Ikea dresser robot

Belgium Weed Vegan

"The Walking Dead"

“The Walking Dead” bits in haiku form:

One eyed Governor

Dale Fish tank heads Hershel’s farm

Michonne katana

"The League"

My favorite things about “The League” in the haiku form:

Shiva bowl shuffle

Forever unclean Rafi bomb

Dirty Randy collusion