"Archer"

Archer:

Sterling or Duchess

Monster hands Scotch Gummy

Bears Just the tip

So true, sort of. (Source)

"The Mindy Project"

The Mindy Project:

Staten Island OB-

Gyn DannyMidwives

Beyonce Pad Thai

She is the queen. (Source)

            Damn you, Mindy Kaling. Such a brilliant woman. Mindy Kaling is one of the greatest women in the world. When I grow up, I hope to be like her.

            Kaling used to write and act on The Office, and now her genius is used as the creator of The Mindy Project. She can practically do no wrong.

"Girls"

Girls haiku:

Neon mesh tank top

Laird Williamsburg

Psycho Song Adam

            I have seen Lena Dunham naked a lot more times than I ever thought I would.

That point aside, Lena Dunham is pretty fucking awesome. Vulgar language necessary.

            Dunham is the creator of Girls. The show that revolves around post-college twenty something year olds who are so lost that is borderlines on being just plain sad.

Oh Lena. (Source)

            

            I have been watching Girls since the premiere of the first episode. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

"White Collar"

White Collar haiku:

Neal Caffrey

FBI Masterpieces

Mozzie Kate Sam

            I am a sucker for a man in an impeccable suit. There is something so brilliant about that.

            I am also a sucker for FBI television shows. Especially ones that follow men dressed in impeccable suits. Because of this, White Collar is a win-win-win. We all win.

            Matt Bomer stars as Neal Caffrey, a brilliant art thief who is able to elude the FBI. Caffery is Special Agent Peter Burke’s white whale.

Neal Caffrey. I cannot. (Source)

    

"The Office"

The Office:

Not my ho no mo’

Ryan started the fire Shun

reshun Prison Mike

    

"Community"

Community haiku:

A-bed the A-rab

Gender-neutral mascot

Señor Chang Star burns

Have you ever pictured your life occurring as a film? If so, the show Community is for you. Granted this life as television/film concept is a small part of a bigger picture.

"Grey's Anatomy"

Grey’s Anatomy haiku:

Seattle Grace Dance

party Tequila McDreamy

McSteamy Nazi

"Arrested Development"

Arrested Development haiku:

Ron Howard Meaby

Banana stand Ann Veal

Her Final Countdown

  

            If you threw a ton of amazingly awesome and talent funny actors into a show and gave them hilarious scripts and situations to depict, do you know what you’d wind up with? Arrested Development.

            Why is Arrested Development so awesome? Because it just is.

This is one of the best things ever. (Source)

"It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia haiku:

Night crawlers Green man

McPoyle “Kitten mittens”

The dumpster baby

If you hear me singing the lyrics to "Dayman" please blame It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. More specifically, blame Charlie Kelly.

That scene will forever live with me. It will always be impossible to top.

"Parks and Recreation"

Parks and Recreation haiku:

Chicky chicky parm

parm Pyramid of greatness

Meat tornado Perd

Ron Swanson dancing to a Flo Rida song will be one of the greatest thing ever to air on NBC. I am dead serious.

"Portlandia"

Portlandia haiku:

Ay-oh river Is

it local Eddie Vedder

tattoo Bird on it

            I am not going to lie. Fred Armisen is the reason why I love Portlandia so much. I have come to accept this.

"Saturday Night Live: Christoph Waltz"

Christoph Waltz haiku:

Dr. King Schultz

Au revoir Shoshanna Hans

Landa Bingo Cream

"Breaking Bad"

A haiku for the greatest show ever: 

Heisenberg Lily

Of the valley Blue meth

Gus Fried chicken

"Dave Grohl Lately"

A haiku for Dave Grohl:

Nirvana drummer

Foo fighter Sound city

Self-taught God

Dave Grohl (Source)

"The Walking Dead"

“The Walking Dead” bits in haiku form:

One eyed Governor

Dale Fish tank heads Hershel’s farm

Michonne katana

"The League"

My favorite things about “The League” in the haiku form:

Shiva bowl shuffle

Forever unclean Rafi bomb

Dirty Randy collusion