Thursday, February 28, 2013

"Parks and Recreation"

Parks and Recreation haiku:

Chicky chicky parm
parm Pyramid of greatness
Meat tornado Perd

Ron Swanson dancing to a Flo Rida song will be one of the greatest thing ever to air on NBC. I am dead serious.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013


Portlandia haiku:

Ay-oh river Is
it local Eddie Vedder
tattoo Bird on it

            I am not going to lie. Fred Armisen is the reason why I love Portlandia so much. I have come to accept this.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

"Breaking Bad"

A haiku for the greatest show ever: 

Heisenberg Lily
Of the valley Blue meth
Gus Fried chicken

Monday, February 18, 2013

Thursday, February 14, 2013


A haiku for “Friends”:
Central Perk How you
Doin’ Chick Duck Smelly cat
Hugsy On a break

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Monday, February 11, 2013

"The Walking Dead"

“The Walking Dead” bits in haiku form:

One eyed Governor
Dale Fish tank heads Hershel’s farm
Michonne katana

Sunday, February 10, 2013

"The League"

My favorite things about “The League” in the haiku form:

Shiva bowl shuffle
Forever unclean Rafi bomb
Dirty Randy collusion